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Joke of the Day
"No matter how ugly, no matter how fat, you'd still sleep with her. Who is she? OP's mom"
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"In my defense, it was a fantastic idea at 3am..."
"*stood on Eiffel tower watching a beautiful sunset* Sara? *Gets down on one knee* *audible gasp* ""Yes?"" Help my knee is made of magnets"
"Want to hear a joke about potassium? K. I was gonna tell a joke about sodium but then I was like, Na."
"What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? No one knows, he hasn't opened his presents yet."
"What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life? A philosorapper"
"Do you know how many hydrogen bonds I can disrupt? (Chemistry pick-up line) Enough to break the ice, how's it going?"
"Little Susie Why did little Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. *Who's there?* Not little Susie."
"What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager."
"Roses are Red, Violets are blue...... who killed harambe? Cincinnati zoo"