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Joke of the Day
"How do you have a party in space? You planet."
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"Why did Adele cross the road? So I could hit her with my car and shut everyone up."
"Court Comedy In a courtroom, where tensions are high... Judge: Order! Order in the court! Plaintiff: I'll take a ham on rye."
"Today I saw a cat with three legs, which was much better than finding the alternative, just a cat's leg."
"Who was the least guilty President of the them all? Lincoln. He was in-a-cent."
"Please spread my ashes over the breakroom at work. That way Sherry from accounting can bitch about cleaning up my messes forever."
"There's nothing sadder than a bald eagle with a combover"
"I wonder if people in 3rd world countries know that we can choose between crushed and regular ice cubes."
"What separates the men from the boys is knowing that women love it when they show off their big throbbing manners and intelligence."
"My girlfriend got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh... ...and if I put my ear against it I can smell the ocean"