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Joke of the Day

"How do you have a party in space? You planet."

"Who punishes Colorado underage smokers? COPD"

"Her: I like risk takers Me:[goes to the McDonalds Drive Thru and places a complicated order. Grabs the bag and drives off w/o checking it]"

"I saw a bald eagle take a shit mid-flight today. I've never been prouder to be an American."

"Why do men fart more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure."

"What do you call a fly without any wings? A walk"

"Bad News. Doctor: ""I have some bad news for you. You REALLY have to stop masturbating."" ""Oh my God doc, why, WHY?"" ""I am trying to examine you!"""

"I learned all I need to know about how to treat my coworkers by watching every Saw movie at least ten times."

"How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af."

"What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot, you f'n racist!!"