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Joke of the Day
"Why did Adele cross the road? So I could hit her with my car and shut everyone up."
Next Joke
"A jewish boy asks his father.. Jewish boy: Father can I borrow $40? Father: $30?! What do you need $20 for??!!"
"Alcoholics don't run in my family They just stumble around and break stuff"
"The last time I made a chick moist.... was a water balloon fight in 4th grade."
"So a frog parked his car in a ""no parking"" zone..... His ride got toad away."
"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish in highly-contaminated water, feed him for a day."
"What do you call an emo vegetable? A despair-agus"
"My dad did the running man once.. I haven't seen him since. (Unoriginal)"
"Why are thousands of kittens dying everyday? For some sick, strange reason, men enjoy smashing pussy."
"Priest: Do you read to your kids from the Good Book? Me: Every night Priest: What's their favorite part? Me: When Frodo destroys the ring"