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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if people in 3rd world countries know that we can choose between crushed and regular ice cubes."

"I worry a $15 min wage will hurt the long-term viability of my small business where I sell expired milk to people I went to high school with"

"You may be able to drive but do you Avocado"

"I committed suicide today Never gonna do that shit again Nearly got myself killed"

"Why wouldn't the four month old African stop crying? He was going through a midlife crisis"

"What did the biologist's sister say to her sister after she dropped a beaker on her foot... Mitosis"

"I'm trans-GPA I'm a 4.0 student living in the body of a 2.0 student"

"Your mother has terrible taste in children."

"I like my women how I like my coffee Not breathing ( )"

"The quietest sound ever recorded is the sound of a Canadian saying ""excuse me"" in a crowd"