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Joke of the Day

"What separates the men from the boys is knowing that women love it when they show off their big throbbing manners and intelligence."

"How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!"

"I was reading in the paper that more people have been held at Gun Point this year than ever before. So why do people keep going to Gun Point?"

"Why do cowboys have foreskin? So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth"

"I quit my job working for Nike. Just couldn't do it anymore."

"If you're ever feeling stupid, just remember someone invented a wrench and named it Allen"

"What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi !"

"What lurks in the dark, has wings and sucks blood? The new Always Ultra."

"I was at the inventor of the USB stick's funeral yesterday..... They lowered his coffin into the ground, then raised it back up, turned it around, and lowered it back down again."

"What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman."