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Joke of the Day

"I could never cheat in a relationship... Because that would require two people to find me attractive."

"What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7? They both suffered the loss of one very important port."

"My son got sent home from school today for chewing gum in class. I had to phone the teacher and explain to her that he's only trying to give up smoking."

"If your surname is Dumpty, don't name your kid Humpty. I mean, seriously."

"So a bar walks into a physicist... Shoot; wrong frame of reference..."

"How does a gay male take off his condom? He farts."

"You might Be a redneck if..... Your bananas and your wife have the same amount of bruises"

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger says ""Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..."" the Scottish farmer says ""Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"""

"How do you make a kilogram of fat appealing? Put a nipple on it"

"To those that say I'm Cancer I'm not Cancer, I'm Aquarius!"