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Joke of the Day

"So a bar walks into a physicist... Shoot; wrong frame of reference..."

"What do you call a bicycle with no seat? A real pain in the ass."

"Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!"

"The failure of my business confounds me. It just doesn't make cents."

"Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!"

"A guy walks into a bar the punchline doesn't matter because the real joke is always in the comments."

"I said ""My, what big eyes you have!"" Followed by ""My, what big hands you have!"" And then ""My what big teeth you have!"" My charity gig for children with disabilities did not start out well."

"What do jehovah's witnesses believe in? That I will open the door"

"[god creating kangaroos] Let's make a horse rabbit."

"Hey moms! Here's a fun game to play: When your kid gets home from school, be lying on the floor screaming in pain, ""YOU STEPPED ON A CRACK!"""