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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a kilogram of fat appealing? Put a nipple on it"
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"If you want to know how many hours your mom was in labor with you, tell her you won't be able to come over & visit."
"Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book."
"I'm thinking about becoming a devil worshipper Just for the hell of it"
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!"
"""-I like to compare my caffe americano with African migrants."" ""-Because it's black?"" Answers doubtfully the waiter. ""-Nope, just sunk deep in water"""
"French Joke Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? A. The French Army."
"Every time my phone screen goes black... I wonder if it'll ever come back."
"Being an adult means never having to show your work on a math problem. It's as awesome as it sounds, kids."
"I'm the most bashful person in the world, until you get me on the dance floor. Then I become the most bashful newborn giraffe in the world."