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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a kilogram of fat appealing? Put a nipple on it"

"All right, Mr. Bank Guy. My business plan is forcing my pregnant dog to drink beer so its puppies are deformed and I can make money off them"

"Adam Sandler would have the most kills. His jokes are all dead"

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't at least 30 percent off"

"Newspapers are missing the obvious headline for Target's Canadian stores closing down... TARGET MISSES THE MARK"

"I can't believe I live in a world where our only defense against a blizzard is buying extra milk."

"Music is a good place to hide."

"Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world What do you call a fly with no wings....... A walk"

"What do Michael Jackson and Mcdonalds have in common? They both stick their meat between 13yo buns."

"My daughter got her dress caught in the escalator and I had to keep walking so people wouldn't think she was with me."