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Joke of the Day

"What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college? BYE-SON!"

"HR: Did you tell Brenda she was stupid? Me: Oh god no! I said she is stupid. HR... Me: There's no past tense with that one."

"What's common between a crying baby and a gun? You must not bring either to the movies."

"""Hey look a flock of cows!"" ""...Herd of cows..."" ""Of course I've heard of cows! There's a whole flock of them over there!"""

"JESUS: today im going to walk on water JUDAS: NO DONT-- [jesus walks onto ocean. entire ocean turns to wine. all ocean life dies instamtly]"

"Sure I could get off the couch & put new batteries in this remote but instead I am going to hold it high above my head & at different angles"

"I used to play water polo But the horse drowned"

"Knock knock Whos there? Im a peace op! Im a peace op who?"

"What idiot called it the road to Bethlehem instead of the highway to the manger zone?"

"*Notices that boss is about to walk into glass door* *Lets nature run its course*"