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Joke of the Day

"TIFU when my HS friends and me tried to pull a prank on a substitute teacher wrong sub"

"How do you know if an Asian is depressed? All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces."

"Which grocery department is great for digestion and your ""constitution""? Pro-deuce."

"You know how you play Iranian bingo? A-10, B-52, F-22, C-130"

"Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face."

"If Samuel L. Jackson was a Knight He'd be Ye Olde Motherfucker"

"What do you call it when you run out of seed? Endosperm."

"If you rub two sticks together fast enough, you'll eventually start a widespread panic on the subway."

"A scientist and a hooker walk into a bar... But find that they can't open the door due to an over-saturation of priests, rabbis, lawyers, and Irishmen inside."

"Facebook, where a bathroom shot of a duckface is considered hot'"