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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Jenner accident was actually caused by the car? Bruce was having tranny problems."

"Heard the one about the wealthy lesbian prostitute? She makes money hand over fist"

"I'm glad the pet stores close before the bar does. I could see drunken pet adoption being a real problem for me."

"Knock knock. *Yodelayhe"

"There needs to be a third option because getting older or dying aren't working for me."

"The silent ""p"" and ""s"" in ""Corps"" are why I have hardcorps trust issues."

"How do you help a sick ghost feel better? Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!"

"What is irony? When the last person you want to see is the last person you see."

"My left butt cheek was hurting pretty bad earlier, so I asked my girlfriend to massage it for me. I told her... that I didn't want it half-assed."

"Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math!"