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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the wave of arrests of Mexican immigrants for theft and rape? Many suspect that the charges are *trumped* up."

"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? ...To get to the same side"

"Sad Dick A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."

"Donald Trump has banned shredded cheese. He's going to make America grate again."

"Researchers have found why bears hibernate. ""They're sad due to a break up"" said one. ""It's been a year Brent. Move on. I have"" said another"

"A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, ""Dry?"" The German replies, ""Nein, just one."""

"What do you get when you mix clickbait and major disappointment?"

"Yess ocifer b-b-but in dog beers I've only had two."

"I suffer from terrible insomnia But on the bright side it's only three more sleeps till Christmas."

"What do you call the slimy stuff between dinosaurs' toes? Slow cavemen."