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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the wave of arrests of Mexican immigrants for theft and rape? Many suspect that the charges are *trumped* up."

"What do you call a really extraordinary farmer? A man outstanding in his field."

"""With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years"" -Bob Monkhouse"

"Bad jokes are hereditary They pun in the family."

"A man on crutches walks into his local Ice-Cream shop.. He asks the lady behind the desk for a Knickerbocker Glory. She says; ""Crushed nuts?"" He says; ""No, a sprained ankle"""

"If I could time travel, I'd make sure the guy who made up the word Walkie-Talkie got to name more things."

"How was Germany able to Take over Poland so easily. They marched backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving."

"Why don't native Americans like snow? We don't like anything white on our land."

"I got sick from a fist bump it's the first confirmed case of ebrola"

"Al Gore cried after having sex ... He released too many emissions."