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Joke of the Day
"Why don't native Americans like snow? We don't like anything white on our land."
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"What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick? A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning.."
"[landlord walks in apartment] ""I told you no pets!"" That's a stray gerbil. ""And those fish??"" ...stray fish. SHOO FISH, SCRAM"
"Why is Latvian cross road? Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police."
"""To be and not to be"" ~ Schrodinger's Hamlet"
"I heard laughter is the best medicine, so I went to the local hospital, found some cancer patients, and laughed at them."
"ALIEN: You Earthlings have many technological advances. How do you predict the weather? ME: We pull a rodent out of a box."
"How is the retarded basketball player doing? Well, he has his ups and down's."
"How do you make a strawberry shake? You put it in the freezer."
"*Mom makes me take out the garbage* *Garbage and I begin to date* *I start taking things too fast* *Garbage dumps me*"