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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a Byzantine? You push him into an Ottoman."
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"How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!"
"How do you kill a fox? Cut off one leg and drag it across Canada."
"So I met a terrorist the other day and asked him about his ethnicity. You wanna know what he said? I don't know, by then I ran."
"What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator? A elevator can raise a kid"
"Hey man, settle an argument for me? ""Sure"" [handing him a sword] Great, he's just in there"
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillowcases? They're really making headlines."
"""People should never again say that if they had a time machine, they'd go back & stop Hitler. Because we now know nobody would."" - my kid"
"Why does Indiana Jones hate the letters ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWX and Y Because they're not Zs. Sorry."
"Sometimes you have to end a relationship because of the way they chew."