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Joke of the Day

"There was a black out last night. Don't worry, we got him."

"What does a rusty cow say? MgOOOO!!!"

"I stole a stripper's kid. It was like taking baby from a Candi."

"I hate making spelling mistakes. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."

"Haven't seen a king so upset since MLK had a dream! WARRIORS!"

"Say what you will about Hitler, but the guy did kill Hitler."

"For a week I've been telling my kid ""If your cough isn't better tomorrow, you're going to the doctor!"" and it finally worked. (She died.)"

"""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" *sighs* ""Because I'm a sweater"" ""BECAUSE YOUR A SWE- hehe yeah that's weird but no. Tail light's out."""

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self"

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my cock in your ass"