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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillowcases? They're really making headlines."
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"A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.. ""You mean a martini?"" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"""
"I don't think I could ever fall in love with a midget... I don't think I could ever fall in love with a midget. But I guess it's better to fall in love with a small person, than not a tall."
"I like my men like I like my coffee... White, tepid, and saccharine sweet."
"I wondered why the truck was getting larger... ... Then it hit me"
"i sent all my sims to universitey & they all became computer scientists & proved they were living in a simulation so i unpluged my computor"
"Lies I tell at work: ~ I'm sorry I said that ~ I didn't mean to offend you ~ It won't happen again ~ Of course I don't think you're an idiot"
"whats the differnce from a blonde and a blow up sex doll only about two bottles of hair spray"
"Why can't you make fun of Steve Jobs' death? ... Because it's not PC"
"Q: What is the most military day of the year? A: March 4th."