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Joke of the Day

"My Home Internet Password 2kids1dog. Thats an orgy I don't want to be apart of."

"When somebody asks for directions I just say ""follow your heart"" and drive away."

"I would tell you a joke about sodium chloride... But its a bit too salty."

"[spelling bee] JUDGE: Your word is ""incorrect"" KID: I haven't spelled it yet JUDGE: No, that's your word KID: T-H-A-T-'-S JUDGE: No- KID: N-"

"I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do he laughs"

"I was going to tell you about the people in the apartment upstairs... But that's another story."

"There's an Irishman, a Jew, and a homosexual standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community."

"What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas? Cancer."

"What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up? ereptile dysfunction"

"Two muffins... Two muffins in a pan are baking in the oven. One looks over at the other and says ""Wow it's getting really hot in here!"" The other replies ""Holy shit is that a talking muffin?"""