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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common? ... A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips."

"Why don't Polish mothers breast feed their babies? They hate to boil their nipples."

"why can't a bike stand on its own its two tired."

"Why is the sport of cricket called cricket? A: **Because it's boring.** *Was told this by a 10 year old, and didn't quite get it at first, but I think it's rather genius.*"

"As a man, it's impossible to walk passed a punching bag and not hit it twice before walking away."

"What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money? A Naanprofit!"

"she died doing what she loved: telling someone the difference between your and you're"

"Only when a mosquito lands on your balls do you realize That violence is not always the option"

"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? an Investigator"

"Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range."