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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range."
Next Joke
"My wife went on a lot of roller coasters when she was pregnant with our daughter Katelyn, and you can tell :("
"2010 prediction: Tiger Woods will leave golf entirely and begin a career in politics, where sex scandals are more widely accepted."
"Did you know there are 260 bones in the human body? Want one more?"
"Facebook tells me those vans are dangerous, but Twitter says they have candy. So conflicted."
"WHAT DO WE WANT? AN END TO AUTO-CORRECT ERRORS! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? COW!!!!"
"Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup."
"Who's driving the car? Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving?.. **The cops**"
"How did the sad mathematician kill himself? With a hypotenuse"
"Hey baby, are you a carrot? Because I want to chop you into little pieces."