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Joke of the Day
"How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door? Just one if its lochte'd"
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"An alcoholic walks into a bar every day... His entire life is a joke."
"My feet were killing me yesterday. I bought some in-soles thinking they'd probably do nothing to help. Today I stand corrected."
"What do you call a pirate's girlfriend? His soulmatey"
"School is like a boner.. It's long and hard unless you're Asian."
"What did the drowning mathematician say? Logloglogloglog..."
"Golf is like life! It has it's ups and downs, but eventually you end up in a hole"
"""how did your husband die?"" A mixture of marijuana overdose and homosexuality. r.i.p miss you every day."
"How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None- that's hardware."
"A man asked for directions to the guillotine festival... It's just ahead."