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Joke of the Day

"Probably my worst birthday was my 9th because my mom was in jail & her boyfriend TJ made me a pinata filled with maggots & hair."

"""Yeah can I have a triple bacon cheeseburger..."" *sees Grim Reaper in passenger seat* *sigh* ""and can you put lettuce and tomato on that?"""

"A fox walks into a diner and orders a six layered sandwich."

"What do you call a can made in Mexico? A Mexican."

"When someone asks me if I'm seeing anyone, I automatically assume they're talking about a psychiatrist."

"I always play it safe during sex. I cut the telephone chord."

"They should make engagement ring boxes that whisper ""Dont do it"" when you open them."

"How does the Navy separate the men from the boys? ...with a crowbar."

"The gas station air pump costs a dollar because air doesn't grow on trees."

"How do you confuse an idiot? 78."