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Joke of the Day
"Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out."
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"*re-dials* Hey girl, before I come over, did you say you were in a jacuzzi or the yakuza?"
"What's the most popular search engine in Israel? They surf the Net On Yahoo."
"she had the eyes of an angel, the squawk of a bird, the wingspan of an albatross, the beak of an albatross i think this girl is an albatross"
"A joke I made up from The Revenant Why did Glass gut the horse? He just wanted to fit in."
"My New Year's Resolution 1080p"
"Birthdays are good for you.... The more you have, the longer you live."
"There's a really annoying moth in my room. It's been on my Silence of the Lambs poster for ages now."
"Breaking news A landslide recently struck downtown Chicago, causing $3 million worth of improvements."
"Thinking of getting my hair did and maybe also work on my grammar."