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Joke of the Day

"guys: women are a mystery. women: Here is what we- guys: LITERALLY WHAT DO THEY WANT? women: well for start- guys: Guess we'll never know!"

"""Update the Force, young Skywalker"" Said Adobe Wan Kenobi."

"To the person who stole my shoes at the McDonald's playplace: Please grow up."

"A black kid asks his father"

"Yesterday I told someone that I don't like babies? ""Have you tried them with ketchup instead of mayonnaise?"", they asked."

"You ever get so drunk you write your social security number in the tip slot on your bar tab?"

"Q: What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission? A: He Apollo-gized."

"The search for the mystery penis chopper goes on Detective jones has had a tip off, but will be back at work on Monday."

"Reminder to all Americans: Remember to set your clock back by 75 years today."

"A little boy asked his father... ""Daddy, what's a transvestite?"" ""Go ask your mother. He'll tell you."""