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Joke of the Day

"You don't understand how hard it is to play Dungeons & Dragons when your dragon is gay, fabulous and always protesting violence. It's hard."

"Everyone thinks the same thing when buying Drano. What a waste of money! That's $5 down the drain... ( )"

"What is the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male fraud."

"Has anyone heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."

"Today I fucked up... by being a power bottom"

"I was gonna make a joke on Reddit.. .. but I guess you've already Reddit somewhere."

"""Make him press 1 again."" ""Good."" ""Now, 3 minutes of silence."" ""He still there?"" ""Give him 18 minutes of pan flute."" - Call Center Training"

"Hey Southpaw, going to lunch? Of course, I also have the right ..."

"@JustCallMeMike_: Make allergy season more exciting by snorting confetti so that every time you sneeze... it's like a little party on your face."

"Priest and a Hindu are making breakfast.. The priest is spreading on margarine and exclaims, ""Look! It's Jesus in the spread!"" Shocked, the Hindu replies, ""Wow, I can't believe it's not Buddha."""