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Joke of the Day

"How many ""friendzoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."

"If you are really good at comedy you can make $250 writing for a multimillionaire."

"My girlfriend and i are quite similar They're both imaginary"

"Yes officer, the person who robbed me was a woman 25-30, at least 5'9, a brunette and definitely single. Can you arrange a line up please"

"I told my friend I was gay, then he turned his back on me. That was his first mistake."

"So a guy walks into a punchline... The punchline-tender says, ""Why the dumb joke?"""

"*finally finds comfiest position in bed* bladder: so you're not going to believe this"

"Anyone can overcome adversity. But it takes real strength to complain and then give up."

"How to lose an argument with an idiot - 1 Argue."

"Frozen (2013) A young girl spends years in solitude & must plan her parent's funeral alone because her sister is secretly one of the X-Men"