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Joke of the Day
"Remember Doodle-Bob from Spongebob? So do I, guy was Sketchy as hell."
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"What's the difference between a pill and my penis? A pill can achieve an erection."
"College is expensive, BUT your student ID saves $3 at the movies. So really it pays for itself if you go to the theater 30,000 times."
"I bet Bruce Wayne sometimes accidentally signs his credit card receipts ""Batman"" when he's drunk. I know I do."
"What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady? but we would never know because he couldn't stand up?"
"I feel like whoever named it a ""magic marker"" was really overselling their product expectation-wise."
"The creator of throat lozvenges died and i went to his funeral no coffin there"
"wife *resting after surgery* me wife me [holding flowers and a Transformers birthday balloon] They didn't have any that said ""Get Well Soon"""
"Please don't put a coin on my mouth when I die; I plan to wander the shores of the River Styx for 100 years & finally get that bikini body."
"A man walks into a bar... Ouch"