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Joke of the Day
"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college? By son."
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"Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un? They're writing their last will and testament."
"What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced."
"I can't take the time to exercise but I did some killer cardio pacing indecisively in front of the Ben & Jerry's section of the supermarket."
"""The last ''Sup?'"" - cool Bible"
"Did you hear about the guy who went for the world fapping record? He almost pulled it off."
"What's the difference between clever and stupid ? you can't wank yourself clever."
"What does a 9-Volt battery and an asshole have in common? If you lick it, and nothing happens, you know its dead."
"Like most major sports injuries, almost all Rock, Paper, Scissors injuries occur because of insufficient stretching before the match."
"What's got four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of tree it could kill you? A pool table."