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Joke of the Day

"The only thing more annoying than Libertarians are the people who complain about Libertarians"

"What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white? Greh."

"How does Satan measure his mass? In pentagrams."

"The Katy Perry song that goes, ""You're hot and you're cold,"" was actually about a microwaveable burrito."

"When I play poker, it turns out a lot like when I poop when there's no toilet paper... I get shit hands"

"I made a joke about someone getting knocked out... ...but I forgot the punchline."

"Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth."

"What is a good title for a movie about bacon? ""Babe: The Final Chapter"""

"On my TV I can see plenty of zombies, cartoon characters, and religious hucksters. I guess the elections are coming up soon!"

"Pun contest One day a man saw that there was a local paper puns contest. So he decided to write his 10 best puns and enter them into the contest in hope of winning. Unfortunately no pun in 10 did."