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Joke of the Day

"On my birthday my wife suggested I have a threesome... My wife suggested for my birthday I have a threesome. I replied ""Do I get to pick both girls?"" And then the fight started..."

"[In line at Starbucks] [Woman behind me talking] I work in an office with 50% men so- [Excitedly turn around] OMG YOU WORK WITH CENTAURS"

"Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!"

"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizzeria ""Make me one with everything."""

"Did I tell you about my Viagra addiction? It was the hardest 6 months of my life."

"You can only push me so far before I breakdance."

"A white male walks into a bar... Huehuehuehuehue"

"Why was 6 scared? Because 7 was a 6 offender."

"Why was the woman sent to jail for 12 months, while the man got a year? Because there needs to be a period at the end of each sentence."

"""Well well well if it isn't the guy I'm stalking."" ""Get out of my hamper."""