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Joke of the Day

"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None because it's already lit fam ^I'm^^so^^^sorry"

"You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice."

"""10 Things I Hate About You"" is my favorite movie that sounds like a bitter Buzzfeed article"

"Q: Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill? A: Because he was dead."

"Sorry, Spiderbro, but I have to tell you... I totally smashed your wife last night."

"Shocked to see Gravity win a special effects award. Thought it was actually filmed in space"

"No Deja vu please...I Don't want to go through that again"

"Tonight a friend asked if he could crash on my couch. I had to explain to him i was married now and that's where i sleep."

"How many dicks do you have to suck before you know you're gay? Three, two for fun and one just to make sure."

"How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram."