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Joke of the Day
"Everyone should own large grizzly bear in case they ever need to defend themselves against one."
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"America's economy must really be in the toilet... The new $20 bill is only gonna be worth about $16"
"My wife just left me because i cant stop using double negatives. But in my opinion I haven't done nothing wrong."
"I used to be an Uncle like you... ...Until I took an arrow to the niece."
"What do you call your female friend with tiny breasts? Your flatmate"
"It was a smart phone until I downloaded Twitter"
"Bank manager: I'm sorry sir you can't open an account with this sort of money. They're wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I only want to open a shavings account."
"I used to sell office supplies to the mafia, file cabinets and label makers and such I was involved in very organized crime"
"[about to message girl he likes] Me: I should just talk to her like I would anyone else. Be myself. And not act stupid. Brain: OR"
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard"