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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree? Because they are really good at it"

"Justice Scalia stated that he wants to be cremated after his death Millions of women are meeting now to discuss if that's what is best for his body."

"Sad iPad Why was the iPad sad? Someone took a bite out of its Apple."

"Do your socks have holes in them? No? Well then how did you get your feet in them?"

"Well you know what they say You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. -Chef (South Park)"

"What do you call two crows? Attempted murder."

"Why do Jews not support arranged marriages? Because the Torah doesn't allow ""force kin""."

"Here's an olive branch. Please choke on it."

"Four word joke Boy scouts. Girl guides."

"So, my mate Vincent cut his ear off and his wife asked him why? He just told her "" I guess I just had to 'let it Gogh'. EDIT: removed the u from gogh"