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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about going to a holocaust museum? Free fap material"
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"Worst joke:joker said I'm not a joker"
"""Everyday I'm shoveling"" - Canadians Theme Song."
"Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans? It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk."
"What suicidal space creature did Kirk find on the Enterprise? A Tribble with troubles."
"How do Freudians describe the human mind? As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma....."
"I hosted an Orgy at a camp ground the other day... It was fucking in-tents"
"I went on a date last night with a tiny lobster. Its didnt work out. She was a little shellfish."
"5 missed calls from my mom. Frantically called her back, expecting tragedy; nope, wallets are on sale at Kohl's."
"""What's it like being a female comic?"" ""Well, you get asked what it's like being a female comic a lot."""