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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me."
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"According to rom coms, I haven't met the perfect guy because I've never chased an important paper down the block in a gust of wind."
"Me: How do Minions wear overalls? They don't even have shoulders Therapist: I meant is there anything else bothering you about your marriage"
"If you're a copyright attorney and your slogan isn't ""Carpe TM,"" go fuck yourself."
"""It's been months since I got laid."" - Baby chickens"
"I had this great joke about Thor... but thinking about it now, it's actually really low key."
"What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus? ""This is my body, I'm nice with jam."""
"The periodic table has expanded and the additions were rather heavy. There's no more room for any more elephants."
"What's the difference between American and Canadian? A boat."
"Most guys that think they know everything about women usually lack one thing.... A woman."