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Joke of the Day
"What did the donkey say to its dick? That's a pretty big donkey dick."
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"I have a ""One dollar, one inch"" rule with the ladies: you give me a dollar, you get an inch. You give me three dollars, you get it all."
"Why are there no mexican in the olympics? Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!"
"Not really a joke, but I thought of a way to diss three people at once. When you see someone's baby the first time, say ""so your mom did tell you how to make ugly babies"""
"The best thing about hand sanitiser is that when you put it on, it looks like you are plotting to take over the world."
"Dear K"", Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, Got nothing to say."
"What do you call a barn full of black people? A police shooting range."
"Pepper spray does not taste like pepper."
"After several Steven Segal films in a row, you'd think bad guys would know to avoid rooms that contain both him & a PoolTable"
"Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole."