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Joke of the Day

"What did the donkey say to its dick? That's a pretty big donkey dick."

"Why did the farmer take a milk bath? Because he's too tall for a milk shower."

"If a guy with Red Hair works at a Bakery, does that make him a GingerBread Man? I ask this because I'm baked at the moment.."

"Did you hear about the patriotic zombie who wanted to serve his country? He joined the Marine Corpse."

"What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second? A bull-ette."

"My favourite German jokes 1."

"Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock."

"What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer."

"What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves? Russell"

"Large scale pot-growing bust on my neighbors property I was charged with planting evidence..."