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Joke of the Day

"""I could stay awake just to hear you breathing...Watch you smile while you're sleeping..."" Aerosmith = Romantic Me = Restraining Order"

"Some days, I wish I were robosexual, because if I was into bots, I would have all the luck on Tinder."

"If someone is spitting behind you, it means you're in front."

"Who is 'N Sync's favourite film maker? Michael Bay Bay Bay"

"I don't just talk to myself. I talk to myself, get in a debate, lose, and then refuse to speak to myself for the rest of the day."

"I always wanted to see Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up They'd be great alloys."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter escaped the Chamber."

"This summer, while visiting Europe, I had a blast in Florence. She seemed to enjoy herself too."

"What I learned from this subs The best joke always in the comments section"

"One of the hardest parts of being a parent is discovering your 6 year old is better than you at every video game ever."