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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter escaped the Chamber."
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"Comedy is tragedy plus time."
"Whats the sickest piece of art? Pneumonia Lisa"
"Decaf only works if you throw it on people."
"The reason I love mushrooms Cause just like mushrooms... I'm a fun guy."
"Why is it both a good idea and bad idea to hire a Logophobe as an editor? - .... . -.-- / .- .-. . / .- .-.. .-- .- -.-- ... / .--. ..- -. -.-. - ..- .- .-.. .-.-.-"
"I don't kill spiders because when spiders become our mutant overlords and eat us, they will look at me and say, ""She's cool. Let her live."""
"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the crap out of their dogs."
"A woman with an abnormally hyperactive sex drive is called a nymphomaniac. A man with the same condition is called a man"
"You can only say, ""WTF?"" so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking."