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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat.... pickup lines don't work on her."
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"What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm in your Apple."
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"Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child"
"you may think the reason there is a pickaxe in the ice sculpture of a swan is 'i was trying to break the ice' but it is actually 'i hate it'"
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"Why did the germ cross the microscope To get to the other slide"
"did you hear about the gay, cannibal pirate? apparently, he loved the taste of seamen."
"What comes after a 69?"
"Did you hear about the Nuns up north who started a marijuana dispensary? Holy smokes..."