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Joke of the Day
"Why did the germ cross the microscope To get to the other slide"
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"There is nothing wrong with window puns, I just don't like to shed light on them."
"A cattle truck passed me on the highway He was haulin' ass"
"There is no ice cream in space because no one can hear you scream"
"OK then - how 'bout this Roof joke? What's the new term for ""almost completely racist""? 180 Roof"
"Why are Jews noses so big? Because air is free."
"There sure are alot of the_Donald posts on the front page It sure makes me glad that 14 year olds can't vote."
"Let's all take a moment to honor National Punctuation Day because life would be: very, confusing! Without it?"
"How does a French lady hold her liquor? By the ears"
"I like the phrase bury the hatchet because it implies someone was trying to resolve an argument with a fucking hatchet"