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Joke of the Day
"There are two hats on a coat rack One says to the other, ""You stay here, I'll go on ahead"""
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"What's a Grecian Urn? About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is."
"How can you make a witch itch? Take away her ""W."""
"The link in the text.... Stolen Bull semen. http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2016/01/22/nearly-50000-in-bull-semen-stolen-from-turlock-truck/"
"""Why are you always tired, Dad?"" my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye."
"What's difference between Caitlyn Jenner and Kim Kardashian? (Offensive) Nothing, both women got famous by making a dick disappear."
"[girlfriend yelling] You have an unhealthy attachment to your pets with weird names! [she knocks over my dead hamster's shrine] GILGAMESH!"
"How to ruin a joke: By reposting it several times in less than an hour"
"I feel like the set of Breaking Bad would be the best place to cook meth without anyone suspecting it."
"Whenever I walk into a crowded men's room, I shout So this is where all the dicks hang out!"