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Joke of the Day
"When a chemist says you're gold...... ......it just means you're easily replaceable"
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"I like my women like I like my doctors Always asking me to take my clothes off whenever I see them."
"Your Parents divorced because your Dad didn't want to put your talentless paintings on the fridge."
"If someone won't lift a finger to call you, see you or spend time with you then it's time for you to lift five fingers and wave goodbye."
"Bruce Wayne: I wanna fight crime. Alfred: You're a billionaire. Open orphanages, free clinics, day care cen- Bruce: No I wanna punch people."
"Why couldn't the snake have sex Ereptile dysfunction"
"r/Jokes, what are your best colour blindness jokes?"
"What do you call it, when you stick a bunch of noodles up your bum Pennetration"
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy After all he did kill Hitler. Then again... He killed the guy who killed Hitler."
"I like my humor how I like my sex Dry and uncomfortable."