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Joke of the Day

"It has been proven that girls with profile picture of them selves in the mirror are more likely to send nudes."

"a woman wrote a c function to calculate the weight of her breasts the program crashed due to stack overflow"

"Why did the shark keep swimming in circles It had nosebleed."

"How do you please all the people? Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!"

"How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin? She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* ""I'm out..."""

"What is Beethoven doing in his grave? He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone."

"When I was younger, I always heard of people getting robbed at gunpoint. If there's been so many robberies, why do people keep going to gunpoint?"

"What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common? -- either way, you're gonna lose your trailer..."

"Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity? Because all of their broads are in Atlanta"

"How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize? It was out standing in its field!"