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Joke of the Day
"I just found a little puppy on the sidewalk and it started TALKING! It was weird but tasted great."
Next Joke
"What does artificial light consist of? Fauxtons"
"When I was growing up plastic surgery was a bit of a taboo subject... These days if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow."
"Therapist has suggested yoga, for a calming, alternate state of consciousness. But its to much easier just to drink."
"A general tweet to those who attack me but I miss because they're blocked: I'm totally gutted. Well done. You're fierce! You got me GOOD."
"Why doesn't jesus play hockey? He's scared of getting nailed into the boards"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasaurass"
"I think about dance the same way I think about underwear. I like lots of ballroom"
"A man is running after a woman, just until she catches him."
"I left my girlfriend because her orgasms were too brief. I just could not accept her shortcomings."