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Joke of the Day
"I think about dance the same way I think about underwear. I like lots of ballroom"
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"Is fapping while high hijacking? Or is it weed whacking?"
"If you think that there's nothing that can make your plants stay alive... Watering can"
"[rubs magic lamp] GENIE: You get 3 wishes ""Anything?"" GENIE: No wishin for more wishes ""I wish for more genies"" GENIE: I don't like you"
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 85,432 times, you're a weatherman"
"A girl quit her job at the doughnut factory... She was fed up with the hole business."
"A junkie walks into a gay bar,..... he goes straight to the bathroom and starts banging ron."
"I'm honestly convinced some women do not fart. They just hold it in, and it comes out as drama."
"Why are pirates, pirates ? CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH"
"I just got caught having sex in a church. Needless to say I should have probably waited untill her funeral was over."