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Joke of the Day

"I think about dance the same way I think about underwear. I like lots of ballroom"

"What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing? Justin Bieber"

"What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women? Tuna Fey."

"What happened when Bluto went to Mount Olive? Popeye got pissed"

"Why is the mathematician mad? Because he's a calcul-hater."

"Co-Worker: You say apparently a lot. Me: Yes, I know. CW: It really bothers me. M: Apparently so. CW: You don't care. M: Apparently not."

"A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood"

"I have two dance styles: Sober, dancing silly as a ""joke"" or drunk dancing with confidence, same exact moves."

"What do ducks do at Christmas time? They Duckerate cookies. ...lol..."

"When life gives you lemons just be thankful it wasn't herpes ."