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Joke of the Day
"Why is called a Pap Smear? Sounds better than a Cunt Scrape"
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"I'm worried about my friend My friend has just be diagnosed as a Polaroid Schizophrenic. It developed quickly."
"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino!"
"What is a white supremacist's favorite dessert? Cake Cake Cake"
"Anaconda Funny Joke I was watching anaconda on my laptop then my parents walked in.... I just switched to porn it was easyier to explain"
"What did one strawberry say to the other? ""If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"""
"What do you call a museum for cows? A moo-seum."
"""I found my charger!!"" - a love story"
"Gravity walks into a bar in space And shit goes **down**"
"How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if ""Thomas the Tank Engine"" was set in early-1940s Germany? #ThomasDieKleineLokomotive"