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Joke of the Day
"""I found my charger!!"" - a love story"
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"Life is stupid. You can ACCIDENTALLY make a baby but you can't ACCIDENTALLY make a cake."
"If you have to wait a while to get a fast food order, say, ""I thought this was FAST food."" The place will never recover from that mega burn"
"Fun fact: every white person with dreadlocks believes in at least one government conspiracy."
"What do you call Virgin Mobile? A nun in a wheelchair"
"Point of etiquette: When attending a chainsaw massacre, don't spend the entire time chainsawing one person. Get out there and mangle."
"Two whales are at a bar... The first whale turns toward the other and says, ""ooooooOOoooooooOOOOOOOOooo!"" The second whale says, ""Dude, you're drunk as fuck."""
"Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't know the words."
"Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought."
"What is brown and rhymes with snoop dogg? Dr. Dre"