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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a museum for cows? A moo-seum."
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"It's great that banks are nice enough to charge fees for using machines created for the purpose of replacing paid employees."
"Web Designer: ""Making my shit responsive, is a pain in the ass"" friend who is a web designer dropped that ""gem""."
"I painted my computer black.. I thought it would run faster, but now it just stopped working."
"Me and snoop dog worked together. It was a joint project"
"What's the richest kind of air? A millionaire."
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg!"
"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But it takes 20 episodes"
"Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes but she does't realise it she thinks we're actually listening !"
"she's all ""don't sleep in the nude- what if there's a fire and the fire men come and see you naked"" uh you pretty much described my fantasy"