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Joke of the Day
"TIL that Martin Luther King Jr got a C in public speaking Look where it got him. Murdered."
Next Joke
"What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !"
"What does Batman do for Father's Day? Nothing"
"*walk up to woman breastfeeding baby* Is this guy bothering you?"
"Santa is never lonely He has many deer friends"
"Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ? because to him, Alcohol is not a solution"
"What expression would be the worst if taken literally? Shit a brick."
"If someone makes you want to murder them, don't hesitate to do it. That moment you wait is the difference between 1st and 2nd degree murder."
"When it comes to broken digits, who can point a finger as to the cause?"
"Someone once asked me if I was drunk. I said yes. That was the shortest job interview I've ever had."