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"What do you pasta with a witty comeback? Retortellini."
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"When asked about his religious beliefs, Donald Trump states that he... ""definitely believes in a higher tower""."
"How do you know your sister has started her period? Your Dad's dick tastes like blood"
"Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery? A batch of Tiger bread turned on them."
"Keep a few cat turds in your pockets, just in case a cop searches you. He will get cat poop on his hands, and you can laugh. It's all legal."
"A vegan took my picture. It was hard to smile saying, ""Gluten-free, dairy-free, imitation monteray jack soy cheese."""
"Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy? Security at Samsung."
"When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQegAi6d-MM"
"I told a man I was voting third party He said, ""That's wasting your vote! Come on, gun to your head, who would you pick, Clinton or Trump"" ""Simple,"" I replied, ""I'd pick the bullet."""
"What is the etymology of the word ""politics""? *Poli*, from the Greek *polloi*, meaning ""Many"". And *Ticks*, from English, meaning ""little bloodsucking creatures."""