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Joke of the Day

"Somehow I missed my turn into my driveway and ended up at the pub few blocks over"

"Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States? Because Missouri loves company"

"Apparently. white is the new black... Just ask the Spokane NAACP"

"Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by putting it in water? If it sinks, it's a girl. If it floats, it's buoyant"

"I call my penis ""my aircraft carrier"" Because there are always seamen in it."

"What gets easier to pick up as it gets heavier? Women."

"Why does Garfield hate Mondays? He doesn't have a job."

"what did one car say to the other? we are cars"

"if u switch the m&e at the end of memes it spells meems which has the same pronunciation"

"Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ? So he could tell the time at night !"